Here's how it works folks!
One poster wishes for something and the poster below corrupts it, then wishes for something else.
Person 1: I wish I had superpowers.
Person 2: Granted but you can only shoot 3 cotton balls from your left hand every 4 days.
I wish I had food right now.
Person: 3: Granted but you can't eat it.
I wish for....
.And so on and so forth.I will start:
I wish I had a tail.